It's been a while between postsHi all. Due to my ongoing job search, I've had to switch off my blog so that unsuspecting job agencies or prospective employers don't find it. My theory being that on paper, I might look okay, but then they cop a load of gob from this blog and see some of the photos and they might change their mind. I mean, just look at these photos of my parents! They might take a look and think twice about calling themselves an 'equal opportunity employer'... .jpg) .jpg)
Happy APEC, Bitches Part 2While the government turned on the money hose to turn Sydney into a draconian fascist replica of East Berlin, the gang took off to Terrigal to celebrate. After a whisky tasting session, serious dancing and lounging about, I felt much better about the state of the world. I'll even be sorry to see that awesome wall go.  Legs Akimbo! Mich tries out a new form of dancing - possible only after drinking 1.8 bottles of chardonnay. We dubbed it 'synchronised couch swimming'...  Joel sleeping under a mountain of scatter cushions at 3am. Ahh, so peaceful. He calls this sort of sleeploitation photo 'digital rape' and did attempt to delete all the photos, but luckily a few survived.  Great Wall of Sydney getting torn down on Monday night... Labels: APEC, bollocks, couch diving, whisky
Welcome to Sydney, bitchesAnd the 2007 Total & Utter Overkill Award goes to.... Si-do-niii! Yay!    Labels: APEC, George Bush is a thrunt, John Howard
 It appears Westpac still suckIt appears my blog is becoming a repository (or suppository, depending on how you look at it) for Westpac haters, because when you Google 'Westpac Sucks' my blog pops up. Not one to miss an opportunity, I'd like to thank everyone who hates Westpac enough to actually Google, 'Westpac Sucks' and then visits my blog and posts a venom-filled diatribe of anger and hatred of Westpac. Keep it up! Labels: I hate Westpac, Westpac, Westpac are a bunch of cocks, Westpac sucks
iTardHow to use: "Steve Jobs farted in a jar and Fabian paid $500 for it - Fabian is such an iTard." "Yeah Penelope lined-up for a week to get an iPhone and it's already broken - she is so iTarded." I'd really like to buy an iPhone Shuffle, that has no screen and calls random people. Labels: Apple, iTard, Steve Jobs fart, wankers
Hi JK, read Narnia lately?I need to have a rant about the last Harry Potter book. Although hugely enjoyable, I can't help but feel slightly miffed. Ms Rowling seems to pay rather heavy 'homage' to The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, which we all know is a thinly veiled god-bothering tome designed to subconsciously brainwash children with notions of Western Christianity. There! I said it! She copied!
Orange rhymes with FUN!Last weekend the Gang took to the countryside and graced Orange with its presence. We worshipped at the alter of Banjo Patterson and visited his statue made famous by the inclusion of the name of Erin - the 2003 Banjo prize-winning proser-tess and 2015 Booker Prize Winner.     There was also lots of red wine consumed with posh 'foodie' type food: rabbit, wagyu beef, truffles, chardonnay, fermented apples and cheese platters. We frolicked amongst the produce. This is my favourite shot of Rani frolicking:  The smash-hit 90s Synth Punk Rock Emo New romantic Grunge band 'The Bhuzzies' also embarked on a brief reunion tour and held-off from binge drink and drug-fuelled arguments to pose for a new album cover: 
I'm going through a really fruitful artistic phase right now   Labels: artist, artistry, star wars
 The indignity of living through a natural disasterThe Central Coast is 12 metres underwater, 10,000 people are missing feared drowned and I had to live in a house with my family for 24 HOURS without Electricity! There I was, stranded in the middle of a natural disaster of perverse proportions, and not a single 'so-called friend' from SYDNEY or elsewhere called to check if I was okay and not washed into a levee. I had to boil water in a pot on the gas cooktop and DRINK PLUNGER COFFEE instead of espresso, you bastards! AND I couldn't watch telly for 24 HOURS. We had to play BOARD GAMES INCLUDING Monopoly!! Dad beat me 3 times in a row and I had to do the loser's dance to 'the old grey mare' three times because I ran out of money when I landed on Pall Mall with a HOTEL on it and I couldn't afford to pay the rent! To top it all off, Woolworths ran out of candles and I was forced to purchase emergency candles from the REJECT SHOP so we'd have light to play BOARDGAMES. I couldn't check my Facebook or email for a whole fricking day!! I feared for the life of my goldfish whose water tank got decidedly murky and required extra cleaning after the power was restored late saturday night, after the 24 period of extreme deprivation. The indignity of living through the natural disaster continued, when we were forced to drink bourbon and coke without ice. WITHOUT ICE! Some people have no idea what it's like to live through a natural disaster. All I can say is, New Orleans folk, I hear ya. Labels: boardgames, deprivation, floods, natural disasters
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